1.Go in to take the exam, sit down and about 5 minutes in, tear the exam in small pieces, throw them in the air and yell "merry Christmas!" then pause, and ask for another one. Tell them you never got an exam.
2.Randomly, clap your hands loudly and if questioned as to why you are doing that, tell the instructor the light bulb in your head and you need to turn it back on (like a clapper)!
3.pass notes to your instructor commenting on the bearded man in the desk monitoring the class (ie. him)
4.Try to get everyone in the room to do the wave.
5.Bring a cheat sheet (one that has nothing to do with the subject, ex. science notes to a Spanish exam) and turn it in with your exam and ask your instructor to review it for you.
6.Bring an unusual doll, sit it on your desk and pray to it every so often.
7.Refuse to meet his demands (taking the exam) unless he sits you next to the class hottie.
8.Read the questions out loud and ask the call out the wrong answers (to avoid getting in BIG trouble do the following "professor Ahamad, is #1 'A' ?". You'd be surprised how many dummies will jot down this answer!
9.Challenge the person next to you to a dance off.
10.Get the exam, put it in your backpack and say you will bring it back later.
Lol, obviously this is just wishful thinking, if your professor doesn't have a sense of humor, do not try! Ha-ha.
NORMALLY THIS WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE UNIVRSITY STUDENT *including me* WHEN IT COME TO THE EDGE OF FINAL EXAMS!!! ::--
BUT one thing I KEEP IN MIND~~~
BUT one thing I KEEP IN MIND~~~
WELL IT IS TRUE WASN'T IT????
ACTUALLY IT'S UP TO US WHAT TO DO WITH OUR STRESS~~
IF WE TAKE IT NEGATIVELY THEN IT WILL HAVE NEGATIVE EFFECT ON US,
BUT IF WE TAHE IT POSITIVELY IT CAN BE GOOD AND WONDERFUL FOR US~!
so you decide what you want to do with your exam stress~~
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